أقدم أحلى الرسائل
و النكت
يس با الا نجليزي
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Good Girls are found in every corner of the Earth. But unfortunately Earth is Round!!!
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An old lady was in a store selling condoms. ''Hi do u sell extra large condoms here?"
''Yes we do. " Salesman pointed to a corner.
Quickly she went there but she didnt buy any.
"Didnt u want to buy it?"
"No.. I'm Waiting 4 the man who buys it."
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A boy asked a girl how would u feel when i wud die??
the girl said naughtily:
I wud b happy
next day she found that the boy was dead n a letter
it said
i can do any thing to make u happy
thats love!!!
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
U R right ur wife is much better.
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A man was carrying 4 babies in a train,
Lady:"Cute babies you have got, are these yours?"
Man:"No madam, I work in a condom factory,these are 'CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS'!!!!!!!!
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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A girl wear sleeveless t-shirt
She wrote C on her right arm
L on her left arm
Guess y?
Becuz she is showing that she is cool
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse the order, can you guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done Catches(new) Boy Again.
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D Most touchy lines said by a 'true lover' to her 'love' while 'breakup'
"Out of all your lies you said to me,
"i love you" was my favourite 1"
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و النكت
يس با الا نجليزي
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Good Girls are found in every corner of the Earth. But unfortunately Earth is Round!!!
_____________________________________________________________
An old lady was in a store selling condoms. ''Hi do u sell extra large condoms here?"
''Yes we do. " Salesman pointed to a corner.
Quickly she went there but she didnt buy any.
"Didnt u want to buy it?"
"No.. I'm Waiting 4 the man who buys it."
_________________________________________________________
A boy asked a girl how would u feel when i wud die??
the girl said naughtily:
I wud b happy
next day she found that the boy was dead n a letter
it said
i can do any thing to make u happy
thats love!!!
___________________________________________________________
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
U R right ur wife is much better.
___________________________________________________________
A man was carrying 4 babies in a train,
Lady:"Cute babies you have got, are these yours?"
Man:"No madam, I work in a condom factory,these are 'CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS'!!!!!!!!
____________________________________________________________
Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
____________________________________________________________
A girl wear sleeveless t-shirt
She wrote C on her right arm
L on her left arm
Guess y?
Becuz she is showing that she is cool
__________________________________________________________
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse the order, can you guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done Catches(new) Boy Again.
____________________________________________________________
D Most touchy lines said by a 'true lover' to her 'love' while 'breakup'
"Out of all your lies you said to me,
"i love you" was my favourite 1"
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